
Upload the spreadsheet you've been avoiding. Ask three real questions — not "summarise this" — and make every answer show its receipts: the rows, the columns, the numbers.
There's a spreadsheet you've been meaning to read for weeks — maybe months. Not because it doesn't matter; because reading it costs an afternoon. As of today, reading is free.
You'll have: the avoided spreadsheet, finally read — three plain-English questions, three answers with the source attached.
- Find it and upload it. You know the one — the sales-by-customer dump, the stock file, the survey export sitting in the folder called "to review".
- Ask the three questions you'd ask if reading were free. Not "summarise this" — real questions: "Which ten customers drive most of this?" · "What's quietly shrinking?" · "Where does this contradict what I believe?"
- Check the receipts. Every answer should point at the rows and columns it came from — the 2.5 reflex, applied to data. An answer without a source goes back for one.
Here's a spreadsheet I've never had time to read. Answer my three questions from it, and for every answer show your working: the columns, rows or ranges you drew on, and the numbers behind the claim. If the data can't support an answer, say so plainly rather than stretching it. Then — separately, at the end — tell me the one thing in this file I didn't ask about but should have.
COPYRescue — Answers feel too neat? Ask it the auditor's question: "What in this file contradicts what you just told me?" A good answer survives its own cross-examination.
One answer changed what you'll do this week — or confirmed a fear with a number.
Want more — The folder called "to review" contains more than one of these. One a day with the morning coffee, and the backlog of unread truth in your business is gone by Friday.
Reading is free now. Tomorrow you ask a question no spreadsheet can answer — and go to lunch while it's being researched.



